Nancy Franklin's MirthquakesThis website is about life's absurdities
By order of me, the President of the United States, you are hereby summoned to appear for consideration for United States Supreme Court Justice. Believe me, failure to obey this summons will be punishable by ‘covfefe.’…
Comprised of nucleic acid genomes in a protective coating Dubious origins Infectious personality Unpredictable Never wants to go out unless it’s to a party Resents anyone who plays hard-to-get Embraces poor hygiene habits Comes around only…
Bounce House International Space Station Biosphere 2 Seahaven Island ‘Rover’ from The Prisoner Seinfeld’s ‘Bubble Boy’ hospital room Housing bubble SKUM Pavilion Eden Project The Chicago Bean Other Names Suggested Before Sports Teams Settled on “The…
Learnings on my path to enlightenment and a Roadrunner dinner. The road to Hell is paved with mousetraps If at first you don’t succeed, try dynamite A journey of a thousand miles begins with a lighted…
Asset Allocation: How many COVID-19 pounds have been distributed on your ass Compound Interest: When you wonder if everyone else is going crazy in their ‘compound’ Net Worth: Total amount of money you have leftover when…
Bandwidth: The absolute maximum that your sweat-pant waistband will stretchDisruptor: When one of your kids walks in on you and your husband having ‘sexy time’Bleeding Edge: When you try to shave your legs after months of…
1. A Graduation Announcement! Wow, is Julian excited? Is this a ‘thing?’ I had no idea parents are celebrating pre-school graduations! I don’t have kids, but I’ve heard about participation trophies and I’m sure Julian will appreciate the…
List: Starbucks Introduces “New Normal” Seasonal Brews for Apocalyptic Times Campus Dream — Coming Fall semester, steaming hot espresso with subtle notes of ennui, stale beer and dirty clothes.Points in Case
See my latest satirical take on my pandemic purchases, which was published in TheDailyDrunk.com. Click the link below and enjoy! https://thedailydrunk.com/f/rating-my-amazon-pandemic-purchases
Cleaned out my refrigerator the other day. The tofu was speaking to me…Click below to see what it had to say. Enjoy! https://thedailydrunk.com/f/a-note-from-the-tofu-in-your-refrigerator
