Nancy Franklin's MirthquakesThis website is about life's absurdities
Trump Specialty CocktailsMoscow MulePornstar MartiniDark n’Stormy Pence Specialty CocktailsOld FashionedCorpse Reviver Hors d’OeuvresPuffed-Up PastryCrude-itésDeviled Eggs (If Mother Approves)McNuggets Amuse Bouche‘Thigh’ Shrimp SaladRadical Purée SoupSnapping Turtle(Mitch McConnell Recipe) SaladTossed, Chopped & ShreddedUnconstitutional Dressing FishPufferfishPoached in a Civil…
Dear Tenant, This is to notify you that your lease agreement at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is terminated effective January 20, 2021. We have noted your request for a refund of your damage and security deposit. Before…
Dear Facebook, Thank you for your recent notification! I am happy to know that through the magic of your social surveillance tools I can preview my best memories from 2020 and preserve them in a photo…
Dear Family and Friends There’s no place like home for the holidays, right? Well, no place like my home after nine months in lockdown with my family. If I’d known, I would have locked myself in…
It’s me, the genetically-enhanced, sixteen pound Thanksgiving turkey who can’t wait to see what kind of random shit you’re going to shove up my ass after this ‘annus horribilis!’ Do I mind? I’m dead! But I’m…
Just because we’ve been indoors for seven months, and let our daily make-up routine slide like an oily face masque, doesn’t mean we’re eschewing looking beautiful! Celebrate Fall 2020 make-up trends you can master while still…
Fall is finally here! And that means football, trick-or-treating and Thanksgiving family gatherings! Um, okay, no. After seven months of sourdough bread and ‘quarantinis,’ check out these new Fall food trends you’ll be adding to your…
The bride wore a powder blue Snuggie® of polyester fleece Melanie Ann Little and Walker Samuel Franklin were married October 10 in the living room of the bride and groom’s apartment in Scranton, Ohio. The couple…
President Trump gets schooled on how to pronounce country names (With apologies to George Bernard Shaw’s Pygmalion) Colonel Hugh Pickering, U.S. Secretary of State, enters the Oval Office with his friend, Professor Henry Higgins. Pickering: President…
Impact: I’m packed but have no place to go. Corporate Synergy: Everyone equally bored on a Zoom meeting. Core Competency: Perfecting your quarantini. Incentivize: When that odor tells you it’s time to take a shower. Cloud…
