In the ‘Game of Life’ so far, I’m Winning!
Getting older is a privilege Recently, whenever I start a sentence with, “When I was your age….,” one or both of my kids will roll their eyes; One will say “Okay, Boomer” and the other one…
Published Mirth
“History is not a burden on the memory, but an illumination of the soul”—John Dalberg-Acton
“I wonder if a museum might want this piece,” my mother said, referring to a framed, military service painting that had hung in the focal point of our living room for over 60 years. She was…
I, Madame Franklin, All-Seeing, All-Knowing, Can Tell You Where the Mustard Is…
I don’t know when it happened, but sometime during my 32 years of marriage, I became clairvoyant. It certainly was a surprise to me, as clairvoyance doesn’t run in my family. My kids were the ones…
It’s Time for the Super Bowl!
But let’s give a cheer for those of us who make the snacks! I look forward to the Super Bowl for only two reasons: the commercials and the food. Sure, there’s a half-time show that usually…
My Grandkids are Little Petri Dishes
Visiting our grandchildren is like visiting a bat petting zoo I love my grandchildren. And I say this even as I sit here hopped up on antihistamines and Zithromax after a week spent with the grandkids…
My Husband Leaves Evidence That Any Crime Scene Investigator Could Follow
I often imagine those detectives on Law & Order narrating their view of how a crime might have been committed in our house. I love my husband. But after almost 32 years of marriage, I don’t need a…
At Least You’re not Full of S#@*!
And other ramblings about healthcare in my ‘golden years’ I was driving my husband to his colonoscopy the other morning. You know the drill: one person has to accompany the patient so as to safely drive…
Here’s What to Consider Before Disposing of That Priceless Family Heirloom
Ten tips to making sure you don’t sell the farm without getting your money’s worth. Being an executor is stressful. Especially when you consider that part of the job includes valuing the assets and keeping them…
Today I’m Cleaning Out My Grandchildren’s Room
I should make a plan. I’ve been putting this off for several months now, this cleaning out thing I have to do. It’s not that I’m bothered by the fact that it needs doing, there are…
You May Think It’s Weird I’m Jamming A Tube Up My Ass But I’m Going To Live Forever!
Welcome to Life Everlasting Biohacks™ where we’re focused on the pursuit of eternal youth and immortality. During our tour today, you’ll see all the ways biohacking can change your life. I know it’s early, but I…