Life Proverbs from Zen Master Wile E. Coyote

Learnings on my path to enlightenment and a Roadrunner dinner.

  1. The road to Hell is paved with mousetraps
  2. If at first you don’t succeed, try dynamite
  3. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a lighted match while seated on a rocket
  4. What goes up, must come down into a canyon
  5. Gravity is mightier than the coyote
  6. Acme is the mother of invention
  7. He who hesitates is run over by a speeding train
  8. Coyotes who live in glass houses shouldn’t buy a wrecking ball
  9. When the going gets tough, the tough hit the side of a mountain
  10. Fortune favors the roadrunner.

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