17 Corporate Buzzwords Redefined for Work-At-Home Times

Bandwidth: The absolute maximum that your sweat-pant waistband will stretch
Disruptor: When one of your kids walks in on you and your husband having ‘sexy time’
Bleeding Edge: When you try to shave your legs after months of neglect
Drilling Down: Fishing out the olive in your ‘quarantini’
Deep Dive: When you have to reach way down in your freezer to get the last ice cream bar
Outside the box: The outside of where your spouse will be living after this pandemic is over
Ideate: What you say after having several glasses of wine when you tell someone that you’ve eaten
Unpack: Unloading what Amazon has delivered today
Wheelhouse: You’ve decided to go live in your car
Out-of-Pocket: No place to hide your candy bar from your kids
Low-Hanging Fruit: Food your kids are forced to gather from any source when you’re too tired to cook. Not limited to just fruit.
First-to-Market: Senior shopping hours
Taking it off-line: Putting away the laundry you hung in the living room when the dryer died.
Open the Kimono: Someone forgot to tie their bathrobe before the Zoom call!
Tiger Team: The person who beats out the rest to get the last bowl of Frosted Flakes
Burning Platform: Dinner you cooked. On a plate.
Drinking the Kool-Aid: You’ve run out of wine