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List of Things I, a Cisgender Teen Male, Would Watch in the 2020 Olympics to Keep Me From Begging My Parents to Let Me and My Best Friend, Aiden, Play Call of Duty, Instead

Fencing athletes wear Darth Vader masks and use light sabers. All Judo, Karate and Taekwondo competitors fight at once. Last one standing in the cage wins. Beer pong instead of table tennis. Teams play soccer while…

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Get Your Palate Ready for…Insects!

Insects are rising on the food chain just like the bile in your throat at the thought of eating them. Everyone from the weird guy at your office to the contestants on Naked and Afraid are recommending insects…

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A Note from the Tofu in Your Refrigerator

Hi, remember me? I’m the Tofu you bought two months ago when they were closing the meat packing plants and you panicked. That’s right; That’s me way in the back of the refrigerator, next to the…

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Rating My Amazon Pandemic Purchases

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT PURCHASE. We at Amazon would appreciate your feedback. Remember, you get $2 back in rewards for approved product reviews. PRODUCT: Charmin Ultra-Strong toilet paper, 2-ply, 12-roll packPRODUCT: *****REVIEW: At first, I…

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