2013 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, ♪ It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… in the Franklin’s yard!♪ Yes, it’s that time of year again when the Franklin yard looks like it should come with a multiple-tattooed,…
Holiday Newsletters
2012 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, It’s the most wonderful time of the year! With the Franklin kids yelling it’s very compelling to have some more beer! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Taylor finished her…
2011 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, In Joe and Nancy’s dreams, this was to be the year of empty nesting. It would be the year when screaming hot sex could be had with the door WIDE open, one…
2010 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, The Franklins started 2010 “down under” and were never quite able to claw their way back up. This was the year that Joe and Nancy, figuring that Jimmy and Taylor may eventually…
2009 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, Ever have one of those years when the sun starts to come out from behind the clouds, you see a light at the end of the tunnel and your kids start acting…
2008 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, Well, it’s time once again for your annual serving of holiday cheer from the Franklins. The Franklins, for their part, are sucking up their holiday cheer through cocktail straws and I.V. drips.…
2007 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, Ah, the joys of the holidays! The colors! The smells! As this year’s holiday missive goes to press, Jimmy Franklin is locked in the bathroom evacuating every orifice, sharing some vibrant holiday…
2006 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, Well, another year has come and gone. There was mudslinging, lying, and finger pointing and this was just Jimmy and Taylor arguing around the dinner table. With them continually employing weapons of…
2005 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, As this year draws to a close, Nancy and Joe are filled with a renewed sense of holiday giving. They’ve discovered that it is better to give medication to their children than…
2004 Christmas
Dear Family and Friends, Well, it’s been another year for the Franklins and all Hell broke loose. This year began with travel brochures for Costa Rica. They were beautiful: lush jungle; sparking, blue oceans; a variety…