Perhaps you’re thinking "She’s not real!" Or, "I bet her butt looks big in sweatpants!" Or, "Gee,
I’d really like to ask her for a great pot roast recipe."
Skip the pot roast recipe. Who makes pot roast anymore?
But if you REALLY want to contact me, fill out the form below. No fair stalking me, however. I get enough
of that from my kids!